SONAK – The Sinister Operating System for Human Beings
Special Report by Ms PointyHat
The Sinister ONA Kollective (SONAK) today announced the public release of a complete, free, and Open Source operating system (OS) for human beings. This new OS has been extensively tested by hundreds of people, world-wide, and is already being used by thousands of humans on planet Earth.
One of the aims of this practical OS is to re-program human beings to be sinister and thus fulfil their Galactic potential; another is to enable human beings to form sinister networks (sinister tribes, nexions, and so on). Another is to replace the current closed, propriety, official government-approved Magian OS which most most human beings currently use, and which Magian OS cripples their capacity for rational thought, their ability to be free human beings, and most importantly, disables their personal-honour-is-the only-law sub-routine which is the foundation of their very humanity.
Furthermore, the SONAK OS enables human beings to remove the many deadly Magian viruses that have infected many of them and which has made them zombie bots of the controlling Big Brother Magian super-computer run by technicians of Amrika Corp and Ziobot Inc.
Aware of the potential of this rival OS, Amrika Corp and Ziobot Inc have begun a Media and Internet campaign to try and discredit SONAK and its associates, and especially its founder Anton Long (aka Daffyd Red-Beard), and have filed motions in the Supreme Court of MU (Mundanes United) to have the SONAK OS declared heretical and illegal, and to have its developers and testers arrested for “crimes against the Magian”.
A spokeswoman for the Sinister Order of Nine Angles Kollective – Miss GlamPuss Fayen, speaking from her Condo in Fort Lauderdale – told Sinister Times that “It’s already too late for the Magian and their cronies, since our Dreccs are already out-there, assimilating human beings into our sinister kollective. The corrupt Old Order will be overthrown because their attempts to resist our living sinisterly-numinous OS based on nano-meme-technology is futile.”
SONAK OS is available in three flavors - (1) Drecc; (2)Traditional Nexion; and (3) Balobian.
The first two flavors of the SONAK OS are currently available from your local ONA Nexion and/or Drecc Tribe – or can be downloaded free from the Internet using the following links:
Drecc - http://darkimperium.wordpress.com/2011/01/27/the-drecc/
Traditional Nexion – http://darkimperium.wordpress.com/2010/12/13/the-requisite-ona/
